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TOTALLY EXTRA: "We Are Sitting On A Potential Gold Mine" - Penis Reviews, Toe Sucking & Stealth Pad Changes30 Jul 2026 · 26m'He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound'27 Jul 2026 · 1h 11mTOTALLY EXTRA: Frozen Mango Wine, Greta Thunberg & How much would you charge for a**l?23 Jul 2026 · 36m'Would you not just go and steal a baby?'20 Jul 2026 · 1h 7mTOTALLY EXTRA: Baguette vs Naan, A Sugar Daddy Dilemma & Lee Andrews' Cameo16 Jul 2026 · 34m"Nearly arrested at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair suitcase"13 Jul 2026 · 57mTOTALLY EXTRA: Backdoor Poetry, PlayStation Icks & A Midwife's Worst Words9 Jul 2026 · 19m'I hate Oat Milk and I don't get why everyone loves it'6 Jul 2026 · 55mTOTALLY EXTRA: Pencil D*ck vs Projectile Vomit, Mini Cheddar Ice Cream & a Cruising Confession2 Jul 2026 · 30m'She's been eating raw chicken since childhood!'29 Jun 2026 · 1h 14mTOTALLY EXTRA: Toothpaste wars, Lu's 3-Hour Fart Session & the Cucumber that went back in the Fridge25 Jun 2026 · 27m'She's the prostitute, but she's the wife. It's genius.'22 Jun 2026 · 1h 1mTOTALLY EXTRA: Merging Lane Fury, Voice Note Of The Year & Words You've Been Saying Wrong18 Jun 2026 · 18m'It's the ailment of the year'15 Jun 2026 · 42mTOTALLY EXTRA: Nippy Nippy, Password Hacking & One And Done11 Jun 2026 · 19m'I even thought about getting pregnant again!'8 Jun 2026 · 1h 0mTOTALLY EXTRA: Gross Pillow Pranks, Naked Campaigns & Vinted Payback4 Jun 2026 · 21m" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"1 Jun 2026 · 1h 5mTOTALLY EXTRA: Turtle Soup Trauma, Stinky Lunches & Banana Confessions28 May 2026 · 24mEXTRA HOT: WHERE IS LEE ANDREWS?!27 May 2026 · 41m'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"25 May 2026 · 58mTOTALLY EXTRA: MH370 Mysteries, Hidden Snakes & Cousin Kiss Drama21 May 2026 · 22m'I really don’t think that we should have free speech'18 May 2026 · 1h 38mTOTALLY EXTRA: Anna- Woman of the People, Parcel Parcel & a Secret Sugarbaby14 May 2026 · 22m' This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories we've ever received'11 May 2026 · 56mTOTALLY EXTRA: Feeld Hook-Ups, Driveway Rage & Conspiracy Theories7 May 2026 · 28m'You cannot be tried on your morals, everybody's morals are different!'4 May 2026 · 1h 11mTOTALLY EXTRA: Fullfrontal Overshares, Parent Bay Revenge & A Family Friend on Grindr30 Apr 2026 · 31m'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'27 Apr 2026 · 59mTOTALLY EXTRA: Stonehenge, Twin Penises & a Very Bad Taste Test23 Apr 2026 · 26m'Parents need to take responsibility!'20 Apr 2026 · 1h 43mTOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster16 Apr 2026 · 29m"Leave the Moon alone!'13 Apr 2026 · 1h 19mTOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts9 Apr 2026 · 27m'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'6 Apr 2026 · 1h 11mTOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks2 Apr 2026 · 34m'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'30 Mar 2026 · 1h 30mTOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.26 Mar 2026 · 31m'Never has chlamydia felt so good'23 Mar 2026 · 1h 17mTOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana19 Mar 2026 · 36mEXTRA HOT: What Louis Theroux’s Manosphere LEFT OUT!17 Mar 2026 · 36m"I'm celebrating that he's died"16 Mar 2026 · 1h 14mTOTALLY EXTRA: Stretch and Seal, Swearing in front of Grandma & a Dental Nurse Confession12 Mar 2026 · 22m'He left his wife for his own mother!'9 Mar 2026 · 58mTOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist5 Mar 2026 · 24m'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'2 Mar 2026 · 1h 29mTOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate26 Feb 2026 · 27mEXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!24 Feb 2026 · 29m'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'23 Feb 2026 · 1h 22mTOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue19 Feb 2026 · 22m'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'16 Feb 2026 · 1h 26mTOTALLY EXTRA: Body Counts, Videocalls in the Changing room & a Special Hedgehog12 Feb 2026 · 27m'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'9 Feb 2026 · 1h 2mTOTALLY EXTRA: Scrub Daddies, "Homemade" Brownies & Liquid Fingers5 Feb 2026 · 19m'My 97 year old Granddad had erection gel in his bedside table'2 Feb 2026 · 1h 15mTOTALLY EXTRA: Naked for 3 Seconds, Itchy Revenge & A Shower Hose Session29 Jan 2026 · 16m'I think he's basically an entitled little f***er'26 Jan 2026 · 1h 20mTOTALLY EXTRA: Auntie Cl*t, Favourite Birds & Straddling the Kitchen Sink22 Jan 2026 · 26m'They don't do enough!'19 Jan 2026 · 58mTOTALLY EXTRA: First Snogs, Tampon Hiding & A Shock for a Midwife15 Jan 2026 · 22m'I don't know how I feel about this...'12 Jan 2026 · 53mTOTALLY EXTRA: Natures D*** Pics, Sex with your Ex's Cousin & a Cabinet full of the "Nation's Secrets"8 Jan 2026 · 24m'I grabbed an old man's b******s!'5 Jan 2026 · 1h 8mIntroducing: Live And Let Dyers3 Jan 2026 · 57mTOTALLY EXTRA: Our 'Liiiifecoach' moment1 Jan 2026 · 29m'Oh they're corkers!'29 Dec 2025 · 53mIntroducing: Shouldn't Laugh But...27 Dec 2025 · 40mTOTALLY EXTRA: MERRY QUIZMAS!25 Dec 2025 · 25m'I am the co-producer, director AGAIN of the Village Nativity!'22 Dec 2025 · 50mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Corn Chug, A Giant Fridge & Who's Nicole?18 Dec 2025 · 27m'Sh*t, I'm a traitor!'15 Dec 2025 · 1h 20mTOTALLY EXTRA: Lads Mags, Sexy Teachers & Betraying your Best Man11 Dec 2025 · 25m'She needs to get over it now'8 Dec 2025 · 1h 8mTOTALLY EXTRA: Viruses, Pyjama Pockets & The Choccy Orange Mystery4 Dec 2025 · 26m'But where does it stop?!'1 Dec 2025 · 1h 6mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Pregnant Hit and Run, Brown Tidemarks & Lu Eats Her Words27 Nov 2025 · 19m'The lady with the minty crotch'24 Nov 2025 · 1h 12mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Pencil Full of Lead, Pubey Revenge & Diabetic Barbie20 Nov 2025 · 24m' I honestly have no words for this one. '17 Nov 2025 · 53mTOTALLY EXTRA: Relationship Hacks, Breastfeeding a Friend's Baby & Traffic Light Havoc13 Nov 2025 · 29m'Come and party with us!'10 Nov 2025 · 56mTOTALLY EXTRA: Bike Lanes, Pretending to be Colourblind & Unique Loo Habits6 Nov 2025 · 24m" I was trying to remember who I lost my virginity to..."3 Nov 2025 · 46mTOTALLY EXTRA: Pharmacy Rants , a Washing Up Petty Polly & Step-Uncle Fantasies30 Oct 2025 · 20m' We all agreed that this was never going to be spoken about again...'27 Oct 2025 · 45mTOTALLY EXTRA: The BIG Chair Dilemma , Sh*gging the Married Neighbour & Poop on the Walls23 Oct 2025 · 20m'I was let loose...and I took it too far!'20 Oct 2025 · 52mTOTALLY EXTRA: Ants in the Flaps, Crash Confessions & 5 Mins Peace16 Oct 2025 · 31m'I think I have sepsis!'13 Oct 2025 · 1h 12mTOTALLY EXTRA: Naked leggings, pharmacy fails & petty revenge9 Oct 2025 · 19m' Taking back absolutely everything I said... iPads have a place'6 Oct 2025 · 1h 0mTOTALLY EXTRA: Inconvenient friendships, Misheard lyrics & Guff mail2 Oct 2025 · 25m‘Don’t sh*g him you’re just bored!’29 Sept 2025 · 1h 2mTHE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 326 Sept 2025 · 20mTOTALLY EXTRA: Dignitas, Cross Dressing & Fanny Feast25 Sept 2025 · 32mTHE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 224 Sept 2025 · 16mTHE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 123 Sept 2025 · 24m'We're on the road!'22 Sept 2025 · 35mTOTALLY EXTRA: Tablet Packs, A Scottish Bus Rider & Isla White18 Sept 2025 · 22m'I actually drank bogey wine'15 Sept 2025 · 1h 4mTOTALLY EXTRA: ABBA Voyage, Stepkids & Anna's Impression11 Sept 2025 · 23m' I can no longer look at a crunch corner yoghurt the same way'8 Sept 2025 · 1h 1mTOTALLY EXTRA: The Gentleman Jack Meoff, Misheard Lyrics & Bangin' your Brother's Mate4 Sept 2025 · 23m'Steps are Lufannians!'1 Sept 2025 · 1h 14mTOTALLY EXTRA: Tortoise Smuggling, Travel Icks & A Moustache Challenge28 Aug 2025 · 23m'I dont want my doctor's j*zz in my coffee'25 Aug 2025 · 47mTOTALLY EXTRA: Celeb Snogs, Palazzo Pants & a Toothbrush up the Pooper21 Aug 2025 · 29m"I've done a lot, been a lot, seen a lot, sh*gged a lot"18 Aug 2025 · 1h 16mTOTALLY EXTRA: School Reports, Cohabiting & Feet Fetishes14 Aug 2025 · 22m'Imagine your dad running off with your fiancée!'11 Aug 2025 · 43mTOTALLY EXTRA: The Queen of Muff, Stoma Shagging & Baby Biltong7 Aug 2025 · 26m"Don't sh*g your PT ladies"4 Aug 2025 · 59mTOTALLY EXTRA: KY Jam, Parenting Hacks gone Wrong & an Accidental AA Meeting31 Jul 2025 · 22m'We just would like a bit more context around Karen shoving the glass up her a***'28 Jul 2025 · 58mTOTALLY EXTRA: Lizard Smuggling, Sausage Rolls & Using Loo Paper Twice24 Jul 2025 · 29m'RIP Boris'21 Jul 2025 · 58mTOTALLY EXTRA: Luanna on the Building Site, Fat Bags & Related to the Queen?17 Jul 2025 · 23m'Let's do a UK road trip!'14 Jul 2025 · 47mTOTALLY EXTRA: A 21 Second Whopper, Getting Cancelled & A Letter Opener10 Jul 2025 · 31m'How much to lick my placenta?'7 Jul 2025 · 1h 0mTOTALLY EXTRA: Stoma Pockets, Pissy Toothbrushes & Clittergate3 Jul 2025 · 23m'Gobble, gobble, gobble'30 Jun 2025 · 48mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Fanny on Fire, Chess & A Smelly Polly at 30,000 Feet26 Jun 2025 · 23m'Stop wearing dressing gowns. They're vile'24 Jun 2025 · 1h 22mTOTALLY EXTRA: Alan Partridge Impressions, Breastfeeding your Partner & Why One Listener Abandoned Tescos For Good19 Jun 2025 · 37m'I've got some nipple juice out of my nipple'16 Jun 2025 · 1h 1mTOTALLY EXTRA: School Bags, A Memorable 1/4 Zip & 'Where's your Mama gone?!'12 Jun 2025 · 31m"It's BORIS!!"9 Jun 2025 · 1h 1mTOTALLY EXTRA: Anna's Big Toe, Lu's Botox Man & a £25k Turd5 Jun 2025 · 25m'It's Love Island, the Leyland edition!'2 Jun 2025 · 52mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Sexy Massage, Quiz Cheating & A Penis in the Park29 May 2025 · 34m'LuAnna has the sh*ts'26 May 2025 · 1h 7mTOTALLY EXTRA: Two Sons Called Jacob, Crazy Break Up Moments & Cottage Cheese Kev22 May 2025 · 20m'Where there's a blame there's a claim!'19 May 2025 · 47mTOTALLY EXTRA: Bum Hair, A Sex God's Australian Cousin & A Bottle Brush15 May 2025 · 24m'I don't often get the chance to see another woman’s actual a**hole12 May 2025 · 1h 0mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Precious Hedge, A Spotty Snack & Steven Spielberg8 May 2025 · 28m'Why would you want to look at Rose West’s knickers?'5 May 2025 · 45mTOTALLY EXTRA: Doris the Crusty Legend, Mum's and their Phones & Ick of the Week1 May 2025 · 27m'It's f***ing sick and it has to stop'28 Apr 2025 · 1h 3mTOTALLY EXTRA: New Years' Canesten, a Fart Song & a Christmas Party Affair24 Apr 2025 · 34m'Would you want him near you?'21 Apr 2025 · 1h 1mTOTALLY EXTRA: Mr Motivator, Stretch Mark Cream & Daddy17 Apr 2025 · 26m"If you could have someone wipe your a***, would you?'14 Apr 2025 · 52mTOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Gum, Escorts & Fainting in the Loo10 Apr 2025 · 23m'See, I'm not a bad mum!'7 Apr 2025 · 1h 7mTOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Juices in the Garden, BUM HAIR & Eating a Nugget3 Apr 2025 · 16m'What's an Almond Mum?'31 Mar 2025 · 57mTOTALLY EXTRA: Food Delivery Drivers, A Pint Glass of Squirt & Pranking Mum27 Mar 2025 · 29m'Wash your f***ing coat!'24 Mar 2025 · 47mTOTALLY EXTRA: Men at Births, A Hen Do "Stripper" & A Sandwich Bag of Special Sauce20 Mar 2025 · 33m'I feel like we are lawless!'17 Mar 2025 · 1h 0mTOTALLY EXTRA: Inhalers, Dogging & Foot Worship13 Mar 2025 · 28m'I am actually a real life human sherbet dip'9 Mar 2025 · 50mTOTALLY EXTRA: Adult Spoons, a Crisp Messiah & Smashing the New Car6 Mar 2025 · 33m'He worked up a sweat that day didn't he?!'3 Mar 2025 · 1h 4mTOTALLY EXTRA: The Worst and Only Prank Luanna have done, Tiramisu & A Turd in the Sea27 Feb 2025 · 34m'Belittling... no, but banter... yes'24 Feb 2025 · 1h 1mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Hiff of a Whiff, Handwashing & Reasons to keep it Trimmed Downstairs20 Feb 2025 · 28m'Who's gonna identify you from your b*mhole?'17 Feb 2025 · 1h 12mTOTALLY EXTRA: Light the Fart, Can Openers & a Wet Towel13 Feb 2025 · 27m'The flap came out'10 Feb 2025 · 44mTOTALLY EXTRA: Potholes, Ras El Hanout & Leftover Ladles6 Feb 2025 · 28m'That's lifechanging!'3 Feb 2025 · 1h 3mTOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, Poledancing & a Penchant for Tights30 Jan 2025 · 31m'Never have I been so excited about a message on Luanna'27 Jan 2025 · 1h 9mTOTALLY EXTRA: Self Promo Birthday Posts, Kitty Polly & Luanna nearly Quit23 Jan 2025 · 24m"When 2 become 1..."20 Jan 2025 · 1h 12mTOTALLY EXTRA: Lufannian of the Year, Painting Eggs & A Foot Loving PE Teacher16 Jan 2025 · 28m'Full moon...half moon....total eclipse!'13 Jan 2025 · 1h 6mTOTALLY EXTRA: Concrete Enema, White Elephant & Poopmail9 Jan 2025 · 35m'I’m pissed off he cried. How dare he?'6 Jan 2025 · 1h 14mTOTALLY EXTRA: The Best Luanna Year Yet2 Jan 2025 · 28m'Listen to this it's too good to miss'30 Dec 2024 · 58mTOTALLY EXTRA: Gravy Napkins, Secret Sibling Bum Finger & Hating Nativities26 Dec 2024 · 27m'Who's Genny?!'23 Dec 2024 · 57mTOTALLY EXTRA: Postman Matt, Soapy Teeth & The Spanish Cheesy Crust Stealer19 Dec 2024 · 27m'Someone's getting fired!'16 Dec 2024 · 1h 18mTOTALLY EXTRA: Wooden Spoons, Ballroom Dancer #1 & Flashing the Delivery Driver12 Dec 2024 · 25m'We were trying to prank you!'9 Dec 2024 · 1h 10mTOTALLY EXTRA: Pooping from Height, the Fat Controller & Licking Hemorrhoid Cream5 Dec 2024 · 19m'Your crack has been extended!'2 Dec 2024 · 1h 30mTOTALLY EXTRA: Petty Tupperware, a Planned Sh*t Gift & On the Pull in McDonalds28 Nov 2024 · 32m'Imagine if you actually get married!'25 Nov 2024 · 1h 26mTOTALLY EXTRA: Water Slide Enemas, Working for a Haircut & Wall Spraying21 Nov 2024 · 29m'You've donated a dildo to your school?!'18 Nov 2024 · 1h 10mTOTALLY EXTRA: Pre-nups, Hairballs & the Wrong Thrush Pill14 Nov 2024 · 29m'I really desperately want us to do some sort of OnlyFans thing'11 Nov 2024 · 1h 22mTOTALLY EXTRA: Shower Curtains, Fainting & Gentle Hands7 Nov 2024 · 27m'You might be making a hell of a lot of money but at what cost?!'4 Nov 2024 · 1h 13mTOTALLY EXTRA: Granny's Crotchless Pants, Lambing & A Polo Husband Dream31 Oct 2024 · 26m'It's a good rice cooker to be fair!'28 Oct 2024 · 57mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Tanned Bum, Bottle Caps & A Brown-noser24 Oct 2024 · 28m'Phlegm should be banned!'21 Oct 2024 · 1h 5mTOTALLY EXTRA: An Octopus Attack, Vehicle Dysmorphia & Sexy Music17 Oct 2024 · 27m'I do think you should retake your test!'14 Oct 2024 · 46mTOTALLY EXTRA: Icebaths, Going to Hell & Chickens for Sale10 Oct 2024 · 33m'I'm tempted to sellotape a pingpong ball to a tampon and give it a try!'7 Oct 2024 · 1h 12mTOTALLY EXTRA: A Photo of a Helmet, a Dirty Tampon & Poisoning Sandy3 Oct 2024 · 16m'Date David!'30 Sept 2024 · 54m
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