Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?!

4. august 2026 · 48m

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves.


Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage.


In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation.


Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite.


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00:00 Introduction & Garage Life

02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment

08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage

10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans

14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick

22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes

26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem

31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime

33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie

36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers

43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island

45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify

47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident


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