Content warning. Disturbing news involving small children.
Breaking news! A couple days late.
That's right, our crime news anchor The Swan is hot on the trail of some disturbing news coming out of New South Wales and Baton Rouge Louisiana.
In New South Wales a mom decided to see if her child was cream filled. Was it? No names were released to the public at this time.
In Baton Rouge Louisiana, apparently even the toddlers party hard. Someone should enroll that kid in alcoholics anonymous.
Wow, there really are more pieces of shi!+ than not these days.
Happy listening.
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