Two friends, too many opinions.
Enjoy an unfiltered look at the ups and downs of life with Jane Garvey and Fi Glover - the kind of conversations that only happen Off Air.
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Looking spectacularly chubby while hoovering in a nurse's uniform (with Delia Smith)27 Oct 2026 · 54mI would consider myself a bit more doughnut adjacent...26 Oct 2026 · 44mOFF AIR... EXTRA23 Oct 2026 · 20mHe spends quite a lot of time having sex with a cushion... (with Lady Glenconner)22 Oct 2026 · 1h 7mQueue jumping at the pearly gates (with Johnny Mercer)21 Oct 2026 · 58mJust popping out for surgical spirit and a vibrator...20 Oct 2026 · 40mI won't look at my rattan conservatory chair the same way...19 Oct 2026 · 46mOFF AIR...EXTRA (with Coventry Building Society)16 Oct 2026 · 19mRing doorbells at the ready! (with Bonnie Garmus)13 Oct 2026 · 52mI come from a long line of silly men...12 Oct 2026 · 58mLIVE AT THE QUEEN'S READING ROOM FESTIVAL (with Harlan Coben)8 Oct 2026 · 50mA performative burst of phlegm (with Liane Moriarty)6 Oct 2026 · 54mBegins with a T and rhymes with cat5 Oct 2026 · 47mJust here for the fizz and the snacks (with Matthew Sweet)29 Sept 2026 · 51mHave you got more juice in your Minge Lane tank?28 Sept 2026 · 30mOff Air X Therapy Works25 Sept 2026 · 25mThere's a bosom, Eve. (with Maye Musk)24 Sept 2026 · 57mJust don't strap your penis to a ballpoint pen (with Ben Macintyre)23 Sept 2026 · 1h 1mWe've lost our knowledge of Whigs! (with Louise Kennedy)22 Sept 2026 · 1h 5mPeople go on about sex, have they tried room spray?!21 Sept 2026 · 45mTwo slightly plump middle-aged men have entered the room (with William Boyd)16 Sept 2026 · 1h 0mData-backed competitive tiredness (with Caitlin Moran)15 Sept 2026 · 59mSwedish balls in the freezer (with Sir Paul Smith)10 Sept 2026 · 1h 6mWas the Duchess of Devonshire above chemical toilets? (with Xand van Tulleken)9 Sept 2026 · 58mAnd do ya?! (with Baroness Hodge)8 Sept 2026 · 57mA bit of jiggery-pokery on the carpet makes a big difference7 Sept 2026 · 49mNot even the weighted blanket could withstand his nocturnal stirrings... (with Scott Bryan)3 Sept 2026 · 1h 3mRendered speechless by Cockfosters (with Miriam Margolyes)2 Sept 2026 · 1h 7mMadonna, you're alright, love (with Iain Dale)1 Sept 2026 · 1h 4mCan you hear the snails raving in the streets? (with Kate Atkinson)27 Aug 2026 · 57mPutting myself in the bin of life! (with Jay Rayner)26 Aug 2026 · 57mSchool trip to pets at home (with Michael Owen)25 Aug 2026 · 53mDon't worry... he's still warm20 Aug 2026 · 51mListen to your body, Jane! (with Mary Portas)19 Aug 2026 · 48mPage my therapist! (with Gaby Roslin)18 Aug 2026 · 49mI've got an ointment for that, sir17 Aug 2026 · 44mOFF AIR... EXTRA14 Aug 2026 · 19mA fresh French tip with a chinagraph pencil13 Aug 2026 · 47mGet off at Swindon before your arse starts to hurt (with Pixie Lott)12 Aug 2026 · 40mThe spirit of Bonnie Tyler is with us...11 Aug 2026 · 40mI like my coffee with a polemic from an important man10 Aug 2026 · 39mBook Club - Interpreter of Maladies6 Aug 2026 · 32mLet's hear it for the bed jacket! (with Groove Armada)5 Aug 2026 · 47mWatering and tending to the clitoris (with Frank Gardner)4 Aug 2026 · 1h 1mIf it doesn't have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, then I don't want it!3 Aug 2026 · 49mSally Slap Cabbage and fag-smoking dollies (with Bettany Hughes)30 Jul 2026 · 55mForget Baby Annabell, we want Baby Alan Ball29 Jul 2026 · 1h 4mDon't go changing your sacrum28 Jul 2026 · 1h 6mWe're not impressed by your thunderous sounds!27 Jul 2026 · 44mWhen fibre-maxxing meets portaloos... (with Sathnam Sanghera)23 Jul 2026 · 51mFly on the (urinal) wall (with Lisa Jewell)22 Jul 2026 · 49mConcealing a 5G tower in my bra21 Jul 2026 · 48mForget the Pope, come to Off Air20 Jul 2026 · 58mOFF AIR... EXTRA17 Jul 2026 · 14mBattling with a secret rucksack fetish (with Claire Powell)16 Jul 2026 · 55mA cure for the 20 year flaky foot (with Amanda Wakeley)15 Jul 2026 · 52mGirl-on-girl (radio) action (with Andi Oliver)14 Jul 2026 · 57mNobbly Bobblys and counterfeit Feasts13 Jul 2026 · 48mCome On, England! (delicately) (with Mark Foster)9 Jul 2026 · 56mThe disappointing journey down a Fab (with Luke Jones)8 Jul 2026 · 47mAre you here for the Rugby or for Harry Styles?7 Jul 2026 · 29mTrue crime and vaginal oestrogen6 Jul 2026 · 39mDon't Bother: A Self-Help Guide1 Jul 2026 · 50mAt least we've cleared up the group sex thing...30 Jun 2026 · 56mCaught in Take That traffic29 Jun 2026 · 50mA tuna oil pact?25 Jun 2026 · 43mTaking a lively interest in myself (with Sabine Durrant)24 Jun 2026 · 55m1940s jiggery-pokery from a public kiosk (with Samira Ahmed)23 Jun 2026 · 1h 2mCarrying Old MacDonald over the finish line22 Jun 2026 · 40mOFF AIR... EXTRA19 Jun 2026 · 11mLittle Bo-Fi (with Robert Partridge/Peter Grainger)18 Jun 2026 · 55mI may as well be circumnavigating Uranus! (with Anthony Scaramucci)17 Jun 2026 · 53mGet bare-chested and have a cage fight like the rest of us!16 Jun 2026 · 56mHis bottom is quite a well known footballing entity...15 Jun 2026 · 48mGhost Mountain: part one - Beware, crocodiles13 Jun 2026 · 34mOFF AIR... EXTRA12 Jun 2026 · 15mWe don't date well (with Elizabeth Strout)11 Jun 2026 · 1h 2mSalvaging a marriage via the gut microbiome (with Leila Farzad)10 Jun 2026 · 1h 0mMore than a handful is a waste (with Minette Batters)9 Jun 2026 · 1h 3mOFF AIR... EXTRA (with Planet Hope)5 Jun 2026 · 11mI don't know what drugs you're on today... (with Maggie O'Farrell)4 Jun 2026 · 1h 0mHe's not our big daddy (with Joanna Cannon)3 Jun 2026 · 56mEat your prawns in moderation (with John Barnes)2 Jun 2026 · 1h 0mIt's hard for my emotions to be contacted by my brain...1 Jun 2026 · 59mEyes meeting across a dark room, at Finding Nemo28 May 2026 · 43mRipping my shirt off in M&S just for a thrill (Andrew Lownie)27 May 2026 · 58mTiny woman, tiny gnome statue (with Gisèle Pelicot)26 May 2026 · 47mOFF AIR... EXTRA22 May 2026 · 22mBank holiday means sun-drenched Tummy Time21 May 2026 · 1h 2mMenopausal rage against the smart speaker machine20 May 2026 · 48mPhwoar, Peter the Great? I should say so! (with Philippa Perry)19 May 2026 · 58mNot the return of the winter vagina18 May 2026 · 53mMoving seamlessly on to hip replacements (with Michael Ball)14 May 2026 · 55mThe Michael Ball boobage antenna (with Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer)13 May 2026 · 53mNoah Wyle for prime minister?12 May 2026 · 1h 1mA bit of civil war hanky-panky when we get home11 May 2026 · 47mThe more we talk the less we know (with Peter Hanington)7 May 2026 · 58mAvert your eyes, it's Tummy Time (with Abigail Disney)6 May 2026 · 1h 4mHe didn't realise he was talking to a gobsh*te! (with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall)5 May 2026 · 1h 2mOFF AIR... EXTRA1 May 2026 · 28mMy best years are ahead of me, with Ken (with Liz Earle)30 Apr 2026 · 1h 1mHopefully that John Lewis multipack will see me out...29 Apr 2026 · 51mThere was no Clearblue back in the caves (with Julian Clary)28 Apr 2026 · 54mSaucy dirigibles is the spin-off I didn't see coming...27 Apr 2026 · 47mOFF AIR... EXTRA24 Apr 2026 · 19mAbsolutely rocking some sock suspenders (with Jeremy Vine)23 Apr 2026 · 57mCotswolds Onion: A Knives Out Mystery22 Apr 2026 · 55mModesty held together with a brooch and a prayer... (with Sarah Vaughan)21 Apr 2026 · 54mNothing the youths enjoy more than a middle-aged woman caked in mud20 Apr 2026 · 46mOFF AIR... EXTRA17 Apr 2026 · 16mAsking quite a lot of a camisole strap16 Apr 2026 · 1h 1mDo we know if the Bible references the Cavapoo? (with Joanna Scanlan)15 Apr 2026 · 1h 0mCruder than Malcolm the Phallic Cactus (with Tom Bradby)14 Apr 2026 · 59mEyes peeled for Westfield Lunar13 Apr 2026 · 46mBook Club - A Town Like Alice3 Apr 2026 · 33mThe nation's bits were put through a frightful ordeal! (with William Boyd)2 Apr 2026 · 59mIll at ease at a Club 18-30 foam party (with Stig Abell)1 Apr 2026 · 48mHeartache? Have you tried tuna and Prosecco? (with Jon Batiste)31 Mar 2026 · 1h 1mKeeping it real in the Brownies30 Mar 2026 · 51mOFF AIR... EXTRA27 Mar 2026 · 20mAll the hallmarks of a Costco customer26 Mar 2026 · 56mNancy's poo was 'ere (with Thangam Debbonaire)25 Mar 2026 · 57mIt's ALL about Disco Dollies, Romford (with David Szalay)24 Mar 2026 · 1h 5mTrapped inside a washing machine full of digestive biscuits and regret23 Mar 2026 · 45mOFF AIR... EXTRA20 Mar 2026 · 17mLet's hear it for the dormice (with Pam Ayres)19 Mar 2026 · 57mAsleep most of the time, or drunk.18 Mar 2026 · 54mA little bit backed up (with Dr. Sian Williams)17 Mar 2026 · 1h 2mOFF AIR... EXTRA13 Mar 2026 · 23mA wooden seat for a golden hind12 Mar 2026 · 1h 0mDid Jesus come back for THIS? (with Eric Schlosser)11 Mar 2026 · 1h 0mA complete PR win for Ikea (with Katya Adler)10 Mar 2026 · 52mUnashamed fan of the apple-catcher pant9 Mar 2026 · 47mOFF AIR... EXTRA6 Mar 2026 · 26mIs ANYBODY in this country listening?! (with Georgie Wileman)5 Mar 2026 · 51mI find watermelons unwieldy beasts...4 Mar 2026 · 1h 5mShe-Wees and Duchy Urinals (with Nancy Birtwhistle)3 Mar 2026 · 57mIt's not cheap to get a cat an enema!2 Mar 2026 · 47mOFF AIR... EXTRA27 Feb 2026 · 25mFormidable in the front, petite in the back (with Ian Russell)26 Feb 2026 · 54mKen Follett jigsaw and matching underwear? (with Elly Griffiths)25 Feb 2026 · 54mFreud will have a lot to say about this... (with Harriet Tyce)24 Feb 2026 · 59mI never claimed to be consistent!23 Feb 2026 · 46m'A rampant cropped-hair feminist' (with Felicity Spector)19 Feb 2026 · 44mI got a pocket, got a pocketful of Anusol (with Dame Maggie Aderin)18 Feb 2026 · 48mSkipping revision for Crossroads and Corrie (with Stéphane Babonneau)17 Feb 2026 · 44mNo one has the right to bore you!16 Feb 2026 · 33mOFF AIR... EXTRA13 Feb 2026 · 19mStolen glances by the sensitive-gut kibble (with Jennie Godfrey)12 Feb 2026 · 58mUnstable but not unfriendly (with Zac Goldsmith)11 Feb 2026 · 56mHeadbanging to The Three Humanities Degrees (with Lisa McGee)10 Feb 2026 · 44mJuliet Bravo and a tube of Canesten9 Feb 2026 · 43mOFF AIR... EXTRA6 Feb 2026 · 14mOpening jars in a quiet corner of Only Fans (with Michaela Strachan)5 Feb 2026 · 54mA life of letting them dangle4 Feb 2026 · 52mFnarr fnarr at the silver screening... (with Emma B)3 Feb 2026 · 59mReally fruity stuff!2 Feb 2026 · 46mPropelling a barge with Arnold Schwarzenegger and some caramelised houmous (with Ellie Reeves MP)29 Jan 2026 · 1h 2mBamboozled by the three-hole teat28 Jan 2026 · 56mFalling down a Mark Carney thirst-trap rabbit hole27 Jan 2026 · 30mMassaging the old joints with a bit of Antony Beevor26 Jan 2026 · 43mBig Mamma Garv unleashed on the streets (with Carol Vorderman)22 Jan 2026 · 54mMissing the climax for fishcakes (with David Baddiel)21 Jan 2026 · 55mPicky, indecisive, and uninterested in a place in the sun (with Claudia Hammond)20 Jan 2026 · 57mOn the cusp of exercise19 Jan 2026 · 46mThe well trodden path from kilted yoga to Heated Rivalry15 Jan 2026 · 1h 0mHearing from the Manchego again in warrior pose (with Derek Jacobi and Richard Clifford)14 Jan 2026 · 56mLeaping straight into hockey sex (with Helen Garner)13 Jan 2026 · 1h 11mDownward dog, upward rage12 Jan 2026 · 39mFeeling limitless just north of Hatfield8 Jan 2026 · 53mSnogging the Yale lock? (with Jake Humphrey)7 Jan 2026 · 54mGirlguiding and PVC jumpsuits (with Maggie O'Farrell)6 Jan 2026 · 49mNever as far as Reading without a bumper pack of Imodium5 Jan 2026 · 43mOFF AIR…EXTRA (with Ancestry)2 Jan 2026 · 10mBEST OF 2025: Interviews - Part Two1 Jan 2026 · 45mLIVE AT CHELTENHAM LITERATURE FESTIVAL (with Penny Lancaster)25 Dec 2025 · 1h 4mBEST OF 2025: Interviews - Part One22 Dec 2025 · 47mHot under the collar over some ribbed cranberry sauce (with Chris McCausland)18 Dec 2025 · 50mExfoliating with a Follett face towel (with Andrew Billen)17 Dec 2025 · 50mA bustling lesbian bonobo community (with Susie Wolff)16 Dec 2025 · 47mOFF AIR…EXTRA (with Emma Bridgewater and Thomas Fudge's biscuits)12 Dec 2025 · 11mThe potential to be problematic (with Paul Feig)11 Dec 2025 · 45mRelieving yourself in the Christmas lunch canteen queue (with Spencer Matthews)10 Dec 2025 · 41mFi's secret sleeve tattoo... (with Sebastian Faulks)9 Dec 2025 · 44mBarely presentable and just about hanging together (with Susie Dent)4 Dec 2025 · 41mSlightly slutty open curtains?3 Dec 2025 · 40mPut down the nugget and listen! (with Chris Van Tulleken)2 Dec 2025 · 32mBook Club - Just Kids28 Nov 2025 · 37mWas marshmallow brought over on the Mayflower? (with Sally Wainwright)27 Nov 2025 · 51mYou say it best when your calligraphy says 'F Off!'26 Nov 2025 · 41mThe Most Excellent Order of Jane and Fi25 Nov 2025 · 44mGetting quite arsey in a Skoda Monte Carlo24 Nov 2025 · 37mThinking bidet positive (with Tom Allen)20 Nov 2025 · 54mAI man flaps?19 Nov 2025 · 1h 2mThe joys of Tom Schafernaker's mankle18 Nov 2025 · 51mOnly the finest silverware for my Monster Munch17 Nov 2025 · 40mCruising down the M5 with a parrot and the X-Factor (with Petula Clark)13 Nov 2025 · 48mA hairbrush lies tantalising out of reach12 Nov 2025 · 55mJust one more decade out in the wild (with Louise Penny)11 Nov 2025 · 57mOFF AIR…EXTRA (with Scarlette Douglas and Smart Energy GB)7 Nov 2025 · 15m
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