A Really old tree, A Cute Little Rat, A few jokes brought to you from Canada, and Don't Forget to Wash your Hands. Season 8 Episode 1 Here we come again!

Members of the Great Slaptail Nation, Welcome back. Or, if you're brand new and you've stumbled your way here, welcome.We want to thank each and every one of you for everyone for listening— you've endured our questionable decisions, Beaveman's Not So Grand Rounds, JD's Monsters Lair, Nolan's Weird History, Drippy Steve's unnecessary oversharing, Swan's terrible jokes, and conversations that somehow keep getting recorded. We've survived aliens, bodily fluids, bizarre medical conditions, questionable life choices, and whatever the hell happened in the last season. And we're back bringing you even more this season!!! It's the premier of Season 8 and the "Squad" unites! Beaveman decides to determine the order of segments with a brief bout of Rock, Paper, Scissors. It goes as about as well as you think it would. Between Steven trying to change the structure of the show and our resident Dark Lord unsurprisingly choosing the left hand path and cheating his way through it, it's a surprise they came to any decisions at all. Oh well, that's what happens when you get a bunch of idiots to compete with each other. Nolan gets us started with the weird history of doctors washing their hands. It doesn't end well for the man who originally made the suggestion. JD cheats his way to an opportunity of being able to drag us into The Monster's Lair where news of an ancient tree's death leads us down a rabbit hole the size of a forest. Swan gives us a "very interesting" segment about this week's Featured Piece of Sh1+. Next we get Beaveman's Not So Ground Rounds about a dark, little, furry creature and no it's not his pen1$. This Season, Not So Grand Rounds will be a series of stories surrounding the same subject. Listen to find out what! Finally as always, Swan pummels us with awful jokes. This time around, her jokes, if you can even call them that, take on a distinctly Canadian tone. It's Season 8 of The Slaptail Squad! Buckle up and get ready because here we go again... because we know what it means to walk the lonely street of dreams...

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