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This is the ‘Junior Hockey Bible.’ It reads like a dictionary with words and their definition, mostly hockey related.
“A mess - Usually quits hockey and goes home to work with his dad cleaning out sh*tters.”
“Bobby Big Wheel - This is the guy on the team who thinks he is gods gift to women…But really he’s a f*cking joke. He’s really going nowhere in life or hockey.”
“Sea Donkey - These beasts of the sea are masters at boozing and once intoxicated, they are looking to get some hockey cock…Only approach after 25 beers and all other options have failed including the r*****ed girl with no legs named Bobby No Legs.”
“Cinema - This is the honorable act of letting your friends watch you bang…If busted, the actor *the guy whose banging* denies any knowledge of the cinema and normally will get mad at the boys in front of the sl*t just to make her feel better when really, he is laughing on the inside. A great family event for all.”
The ‘Junior Hockey Bible’ reads more like an instruction manual or a guidebook for SA.
So most netizens and locals in Ontario, Canada aren’t surprised that five junior hockey boys are accused of gang r*pe right as they’re getting drafted to the NHL. The surprising part, to many netizens, is how they allegedly wind up getting away it.
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